Album Review: Fetch The Bolt Cutters - Fiona Apple

Eight years after her critically-acclaimed album The Idler Wheel…, Fiona Apple has returned with the long-awaited release of her newest project Fetch The Bolt Cutters. In the time between records, Apple has both refined her sound and grown comfortable enough to express the pent-up emotions which make this such a compelling release. From the vocal performance to the addicting and tension-building melodies throughout, there is very little I would change about Fetch The Bolt Cutters.

Fiona Apple may be the only artist I can think of who can pull off leading with an opening-track which initially sounds like a grand piano ballad that then ends in manic dolphin-like sounds. “I Want You To Love Me” does just that while simultaneously setting the tone for the coming tracks, which is moody, raw, and desperate at times in all the right ways. The second track, “Shameika”, is a track I have trouble comparing to any song I’ve ever heard. The chorus is inspiring, and the backing instrumentation is amazing here. I love and respect the idea of Fiona Apple holding onto the confidence given to her offhandedly by the validation of a Black girl when she was younger. The title track of this record is perhaps the quarantine anthem, as we are all thinking about how we’ve “been in here too long”.

This album’s momentum never slows. Opening track four, “Under The Table”, with the lines “I would beg to disagree, but begging disagrees with me”, proves Apple’s brilliant lyricism. Each song has something unique to offer, providing various perspectives on an array of issues in which Apple seems to condemn the world around her. I can’t blame her for doing so. Song after song, from “Relay” and “Rack of His” to “Newspaper” and “Ladies” offers a unique sonic and thematic composition which make this album singularly unique. “Heavy Balloon” and “Cosmonauts” deal with heavy subject matter without being overbearing or preachy. Everything here is just perfect.

This album climaxes on the incredibly introspective and expository “For Her”, which left my jaw on the floor. Apple seems to have processed the traumas relayed to her by a friend on this project, which is a cathartic expression of angst and a general disapproval of the system. “Drumset” and “On I Go”, the album’s closing tracks, serve as a perfect epilogue to the non-narrative story told by this album, which packs so much substance into its runtime.

This is very much Fiona’s project as she wrote every song on the album. Fetch The Bolt Cutters is receiving well-deserved critical acclaim. I highly recommend getting lost in this project - it has joined my permanent library of albums on rotation. When a record is as perfect as this one is, there’s little that can be justified or explained that fully encapsulates its significance. Go listen to this album - there’s nothing to change about it, and everything to gain by experiencing it. Thanks for reading.

Favorite tracks: “I Want You To Love Me”, “Shameika”, “Fetch The Bolt Cutters”, “Under The Table”, “Relay”, “Rack Of His”, “Newspaper”, “Ladies”, “Cosmonauts”, “For Her”, “Drumset”

SCORE: 10/10

Was Social Distancing Always An Option? (GSU Blog Post #3)

One of the few silver linings which has come from the otherwise tragic COVID-19 pandemic is our collective reflection on our social and workplace norms in this country. For the sake of safety and self-preservation, most governors and mayors have implemented some sort of shelter-in-place order for “non-essential” workers across the nation, leaving many unemployed, but an even larger portion of the workforce logging into Zoom and hopping onto conference calls from home. While I think we can all agree that going out recreationally is missed dearly and should come back as soon as responsibly possible, this situation makes me ask the question: Was social distancing always an option?

I’m not sure if there’s a clear answer to this question, or that there will be for a very long time. It seems that companies and organizations have done their best to transition their business to an online format of some kind, with universities and school systems doing the same. Besides disrupting the social norms of going into work and school for forty hours a week, could we always have done this? Working from home offers both freedoms and challenges, but in this post, I’m going to make the argument that in-person interaction and working is better in the long-term than socially distant contributions.

The sense of purpose and belonging associated with working or learning amongst colleagues cannot be replicated through chatrooms or instant messages. It is too easy to become distracted, fall out of routine, and not have access to the necessary technologies to get work done when working from home. Even in my practice, digital content writing and marketing, I enjoy interacting with others and communicating in-person as much as possible. As social creatures, interaction is a necessity - and that’s coming from an a very introverted person.

So yes, we probably could have been socially distancing all this time, especially with recent advancements in technology and computing power. It’s my belief, however, that solely working from home is damaging for some, as it removes much-needed social interaction and that there are too many difficulties associated with conducting business remotely in the long-term. Hopefully we can get back in-person, in a safe and responsible way, as soon as possible. Now go wash your hands and maybe put on some actual clothes while you’re at it so that jeans aren’t such a shock to the system once all this blows over. Thanks for reading.

Lyin', Tigers, and Bears... Oh My!

Late last night, while brainstorming possible blog topics to write about, I realized that quite a bit has been happening recently. Even though the United States has effectively shut down for the time being, things are still happening both related and completely separate from the virus which is causing all of this chaos. In today’s post, I’m going to discuss these, starting with the White House’s response to this global pandemic.

Around 5:00 PM Eastern every afternoon, I watch the White House’s Coronavirus Task Force update. I generally watch for the meaningful contributions from Dr. Anthony Fauci or Dr. Deborah Birx, but I stick around to watch the President spread misinformation and grapple with journalists seeking information and clarity regarding the situation we’re in. Some of these anti-truth bombs being dropped recently are that the United States will be ready to reopen on Easter Sunday (it won’t), the United States responded to this pandemic faster than any country in the world (it didn’t), and that we just found out there are asymptomatic carriers who can spread the disease. If that last one is sincere, we may all be doomed from the incompetence of our “leaders”. In trying to escape from the gravity of COVID-19, I turned to Netflix and decided to jump on the Tiger King bandwagon.

I am only a couple of episodes in, but this documentary is alarming (and admittedly entertaining) on multiple levels. First of all, I don’t think I realized the depth of absurdity and abnormality that makes up the underbelly of the United States. This documentary series is truly exposing how vast of an amount of people both coordinate and partake in bizarre practices, specifically animal trading in this case, around the nation. I didn’t know people like Joe Exotic or Carole Baskin existed up until recently, and I’m not sure if I’m happy that I know who they are now. That being said, I’m going to finish watching the series, and hopefully there’s a shred of humanity or common goodness that I can take away from it. It’s based in Florida, though, so I’m not getting my hopes up.

Aside from Netflix binging (check out Ozark season 3), I’ve been keeping up with sports highlights from around the major leagues of American sports. My NFL team, the Chicago Bears, just made a big move by trading for Jacksonville Jaguars Quarterback and former Super Bowl MVP Nick Foles. I’m not sure how I feel about this move. I’ve been ecstatic watching the Bears make moves on the defensive side of the ball, but I think bringing in someone like Teddy Bridgewater or Cam Newton would’ve served Chicago better at the QB position. Either Mitch Trubisky will be able to learn by having an experienced veteran backup, or Nick Foles will take over and hopefully take Chicago on a run just like he did in Philadelphia just a few years ago.

These are wild times, and we’re all doing what we can as we take things day-by-day. I’ve been focusing on my mental health and well-being as much as possible, which is important right now as the outside world is a source of separation and anxiety. I suggest you do the same. Stay informed, but don’t scare yourself. Stay entertained, but keep getting things done. Keep your relationships healthy, whether in-person or at a temporary distance. We’re going to get through this together. Thanks for reading.

Album Review: Future Nostalgia - Dua Lipa

In the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic, many musical artists whose upcoming projects were originally slated to be released during this time are being forced to delay and postpone their albums until we return to a sense of normalcy. Hoping to avoid that trend, British songwriter and 2018 Best New Artist winner Dua Lipa decided to release her new project early, and I’m glad she did. Future Nostalgia is an edgy, groovy, and much-needed disco-pop project packed full of catchy and uplifting tracks. I was very impressed by this album.

I always find myself comparing new albums to similar sounding projects. In this case, Charli XCX’s Charli from 2019 and Lady Gaga previous work both come to mind. Dua Lipa has created an easily recognizable and popular sound which has taken off on apps like TikTok. The thing is, this project wasn’t just made to be radio-friendly. Each track offers something unique and original, and its production is next level.

Coming in at under 38 minutes, this album was clearly refined and hand selected to be replayable and enjoyable on every listen. Toward the end of the project I think the album slightly loses focus both sonically and thematically, but the 5 or 6 song stretch of absolute pop smash-hits in the middle of the project overshadow that slight flaw. It’s hard not to keep this album on repeat, especially right now.

While this album isn’t perfect, and I don’t find it quite as enticing or original as last year’s Charli, it’s still incredibly entertaining and well-made. If you need something fun to listen to, this might just be it. Check it out and let me know what you think.

Good tracks: “Don’t Start Now”, “Cool”, “Levitating”, “Hallucinate”, “Love Again”, “Break My Heart”

SCORE: 8/10

Best Foot Forward: A Sneaker Series (Part 10)

While getting used to my new daily schedule consisting of online homework and missing everyone due to social distancing, I’m going to attempt to continually post on this blog. Today, I’m bringing back my Best Foot Forward series to highlight two recent sneaker pickups of the Michael Jordan variety. One of a very highly-coveted collaboration, and another is a low key classic silhouette in a clean, understated colorway. Let’s get into it.

Pair 1 (Left): Travis Scott X Air Jordan 1 High Retro “Mocha”

Travis Scott is known for unconventional creativity, and his collaboration with Jordan on the Air Jordan 1 is no exception. Scott has quickly become one of the biggest collaborators in the sneaker world, as his popularity continues to grow in music, fashion, and pop culture. This pair features Cactus Jack branding throughout, an oversized backwards swoosh, and an intriguing mocha-colored upper with a cream-colored midsole. This pair can be worn boldly or subtly, and I’m lucky to have these in my collection.

Pair 2 (Right): Air Jordan 4 Retro “Black Cat”

Anyone who knows me knows how much I like to wear all black. When I saw that Jordan Brand would be re-releasing the Black Cat Air Jordan 4 after many years, I knew I had to add these to my collection. I find that the lack of color lets the shoe’s brilliant design shine on its own, as its sleek silhouette benefits from the minimalistic design of this pair. I can’t wait to beat these up.

I’m hopeful that there will still be exciting sneaker releases throughout the calendar year despite all that is going on in the world. For now, I’m going to continue appreciating what I have. Look forward to more posts coming soon. Stay healthy.